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is a great day in the United States

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of America. As we head into the election

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season, pumps, what have you had it with?

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What I have had it with, and

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I've said this before, but it bears

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repeating, I've had it with TSA readiness.

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We were just traveling. We were in a line to

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go through security. This couple walks up.

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Kylie and I are standing there. They don't have their

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boarding passes out. They don't have their IDs out. It's

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like it's a social call. They're just going to walk

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up and they're going to say, hey, John, come on

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back. Then after 45,000

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hours of them shuffling through their

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stuff and getting everything, they

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go to security. They have shit

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in their pockets. They have water in their

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bag. They have their shoes on. The

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TSA tells the same couple who are

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middle aged, so they have flown before.

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You have to take your shoes off. This

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woman, first of all, she's barefoot. She

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has these nasty ass wedges on. She

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holds each one.